I really should figure out a way to automate the making of this site. Every week creating a table to capture results and then hours of dedicated analysis before taking the remaining time quickly hacking together the text because it’s late takes an awful long time. Thankfully, it’s pretty easy to predict that Spurs are going to be rubbish.
I started this site to capture the picks and commentary I used to make every Friday afternoon in 10 minutes over instant messenger in the office. It was less serious and far more silly but that’s what made it charming and funny. Perhaps next week I’ll go back to the old format and just cut and paste the discussion in here – it’ll be like “Men In Blazers” only it will be “Men In Business Casual” in separate cities finding each other to discuss the happenings of Liverpool and Watford football clubs.
It was fortunate that Levi reminded me this week that there were games – for some reason I thought this was an empty week.
Coming soon I will create a summary post. I’ve done well some weeks and poorly others- I think it will be interesting to come up with a method of actually calculating how well (or not) I’ve done. Anyway…moving on because I’m at that stage where I’m quickly hacking something … like Paul Scholes trying to make a tackle !
|West Ham United||1-0||Aston Villa|
|Manchester United||3-1||Crystal Palace|
|Queens Park Rangers||1-2||Manchester City|
So this week I promised Levi that I would pick against Liverpool as my prior selections have obviously had a negative impact on the game (much less than Sturridge’s absence, apparently). I really want to pick Chelsea with my brain. I really want to pick Liverpool with my heart (more because it hates Chelsea than loves Liverpool). So what am I supposed to do? Brendan rested half of his squad against Real Madrid in the week. This has been reported as a move that makes this game more important than it is: there is no justification needed for mid-week team selection. Liverpool had the ability to rest players throughout the year and stay fresh because European football was something they watched and didn’t participate in.. who am I kidding? Suarez gone. Sturridge out. Jordan Henderson playing more like the average player he is. Liverpool isn’t as good, end of discussion. Are Chelsea showing signs of sputtering? I don’t think so but Anfield is worth -1 goal for the opposition and Chelsea park the bus against bigger teams on the road. 1-1
If they lose? I suggest Liverpool focus on the Milk Cup.
West Ham and Villa. For you a little poem: Roses are Red. You play in Claret and Blue. Both of you are rubbish. That’s enough of you two. Benteke out as a result of the red card against Spuds last week and that doesn’t help – 3 games for touching the face of someone putting their head in your face seems harsh to me. 1-0
Southampton have been playing well with their famous skilled players that include England international Nathaniel Clyne. Leicester are in a free fall since they left Manchester United on the tail end of a 5-3 whupping. 2-0
Manchester United have benefited from some weak play at the top of the table that has kept them in touch with the top 4 putting them higher in the table than they deserve. Crystal Palace are bad but Neil Warnock will organize them for battle and try and play a stifling game. It won’t work. Manchester United seem to be playing better with the now superb signing of Fellaini reaping rewards as he clearly is their best player (well he was a couple of weeks ago). As long as they keep their cool they will breeze by the London team. Rooney will probably score because there is an international coming up and , you know, got to give the England fans hope that we can win. 3-1
Burnley. Roses are Red. You play in Claret and Blue. You are rubbish. That’s enough of you. Hull City Tigers are a tough team and will eek out a win. I won’t know if the game is good or not because these are two teams I generally avoid when picking who I want to watch at the weekend. 0-1.
Manchester City took advantage of a small(ing) error by Manchester United last week and appeared once again to be turning the tide. Then they went to Europe and walked around and let CSKA beat them in Champions League. Let’s keep it simple and assume that Pellegrini knows how to have a Roy Keane type moment scare or stir his team into action. They are nothing like the team of last year and yet are still the only real challenge to Chelski so it’s important that they turn it around. Ya Ya was the best player in the league last year – this year he’s not even the best player on the team and it shows. He shows flashes of brilliance, like the pass that broke open Man U, but flashes of laziness with weak efforts from distance. I suspect any flash is good enough to beat QPR.
Well maybe not any flash, but one flash of brilliance from YaYa or Sergio ought to be plenty.
It won’t though and they’ll win a hard earned 3 pts with a late goal.
|West Bromwich Albion||2-2||Newcastle United|
|Tottenham Hotspur||2-1||Stoke City|
Everton are inconsistent and looked poor last week. Sunderland are inconsistent now (though consistently drawing early on) and won last week. Form says that Everton will win.
West Bromwich and Newcastle are two teams that just scream entertaining game when paired up. It’s going to be end to end with lots of goals and ultimately Alan Pardew gets a result away from his now adoring fans! 2-2 seems a fair and good result.
I suggest Spurs focus on the Milk Cup. It’s pretty clear that this week Harry Cane will start for the Spuds which can only mean they find a new way to look bad for the first half with Harry failing to score or get a shot in. At half time they will bring him off and Adebayor or Soldado (not sure who will be benched with Harry on) will come on and look like Marco Van Basten and score a cracker that breaks the game open and sets up another that brings the game home. A late consolation can’t ruin the weekend but now Pochettino will have anothe striker crisis. Everyone makes career choices they regret – I think he wishes he was back at Southampton where the winning is easy. 2-1.
Arsenal get Wolcott back. Arsenal have Giroud in training. Arsenal have Sanchez playing like he’s the buy of the year. It’s all looking up! But then they get on the field and it doesn’t gel and come together. Swansea aren’t a bad team, and at home you have to think they have a good chance. Especially when you consider Arsenal’s defense is just not a good solution and is struggling to keep the goals out. Letting in 3 against Anderlecht had Piers Morgan begging Kompany to join (until they lost to CSKA). They’ll do well, score 2 and draw.