It’s halloween and I’m sure many people in Spain are dressed up as the vampirous Mr Suarez.
It is a shame that it’s so easy to make fun of Suarez because it really negates how much Liverpool miss him this year, especially with Sturridge hurt and Balotelli playing like he wants to hurt Brendan’s chances of actually fielding a winning team. Early this week Mr Suarez (in a losing effort) showed off his seemingly unlimited skills while making us forget he missed a chance earlier in the game. Of course if the guy with the skilled feed wasn’t such a flat out A1 idiot none of this would be discussed in the first place.
|Leicester City||2-2||West Bromwich Albion|
|Stoke City||1-1||West Ham United|
|Chelsea||3-0||Queens Park Rangers|
Liverpool are not the same team as they were last year and nor apparently are Newcastle. Alan Pardew is rapidly moving from zero to hero and losing his position as favorite to get the sack to Gus Poyet and Harry Redknapp who’s looking more and more defeated.. almost as much as his team feels defeated…and more to the point, how he used to feel at Spurs a few years ago.
So with teams going in different directions, it’s only fair to assume they will meet in the middle. 1-1. Question is, who will score the goal for the reds? Will it be Balotelli? Will Markovic show up? I still think Liverpool are a team that will improve as the season goes on and the young players buy into his system. Oh, and they give up on Balotelli and the Englishman who can’t score.
Midlands derby. Leicester and West Brom duke it out like two teams in the middle of the table. Rough, quick, an “advert for the English game” as the commentators say. Game will be split and honours shared.
It’s about time someone put West Ham in their place – that place being anywhere in the lower half of the Premier League (or preferably the lower divisions). The Giraffe might be lanky but scoring for him is a tall order…. geddit? That joke is as good as this score draw bore draw will be.
There is a part of me saying “Pick the Home team, Pick the Home team” and there is another piece of me saying “Hull are rubbish, Steve Bruce is a crap manager”. Looks like I think that Steve Bruce is crapper than playing at home is an advantage. To be fair to Steve Bruce, he has them mid table and fighting week in and week out… to be unfair, I wonder if this is the week he literally pops and explodes on the field.
Everton are going to be in the right half of the table (or is that top half) after winning against a decent Swansea team. Lukaku is going to score and Everton will continue to make Goodison park a place that no one wants to go by channeling their inner David Moyes. Martinez will dial back the passing and rely on the long ball over the top which will fail until his big forward pops up to score from a set piece. A right proper English goal for the Belgian.
Chelsea will beat QPR into a pulp. The scoreline will stay on the classy side of a massive defeat because everyone knows that Hazard can get lazy..
Arsenal are in need of a win because Arsene is beginning to hear the rumblings of the crowd again… they want him out (because they want Bruce Rioch or George Graham back?). Meanwhile he will use the magic of his mind to make the referee miss obvious and flagrant fouls in the same way he does but it doesn’t work as Jack Wilshere does his best impression of an impetuous Gascoigne and gets himself sent off for two yellow cards created by refusing to brake as he runs towards an enemy combatant. It will be after Sanchez has scores twice and Theo comes on and adds a little pace (and a goal) so it won’t matter in the long run. Sanchez will enjoy his new role as a free roaming player and start to show off what he can offer in the right position.
|Manchester City||3-3||Manchester United|
|Aston Villa||1-2||Tottenham Hotspur|
I had already forgotten the 5-2 whupping of last year but still remember the 5-1 drubbing of yesteryear put on by the young Maine Road kids that failed to live up to subsequent expectations. Neither teams knows how to defend and bot teams know how to score. End to end… will be a thriller with two goals early, two goals late and the false hope of a decider for a short period in the middle. It will always be United chasing the game but that will suit LVG who will claim that they are hoping to reach the standard of their neighbours as they are tired of being the second best team (almost) in Manchester. Fans of the Reds are happy with the result and will enjoy the 2 hour ride back to London.
I do not want to pick the Hot Spurts away… but this is the Villains opportunity to blow another game and drift down the table. No idea who can score for Spurs but I’ll venture a guess and say Eriksen because he’s the only forward they have. Soldado will probably score a penalty as Lamela gets fouled in the box.
I don’t really watch Monday games. This one I really won’t even try to watch. Yawn.