The result was terrible and unexpected. That’s right, I managed to put together a week of no exact, no differences and a measly five points. I feel a bit like the Citeh after their game against Wigan.
If I felt like Citeh, then ME should feel like Delph as he mustered the same score but lost on this week’s arbitrary tie-breaker ( I chose least totally incorrect picks).
Don’t forget your picks this week…. I’ll try to post something interesting but I can already tell I’m tired and have to figure out how to put a Fantasy Team together when I’ve got Man City and Arsenal players…. ho-hum…
As usual, the Round 28 will only officially close when the Arsenal/Citeh game is played. You can pick now but I will put another form up when the reschedule happens so you can change your mind.
It was a great week for yours truly. Firstly, the Eagles pulled of an “upset” and hopefully terminated the Pats dynasty. To understand why one would dislike the Patriots you just need to read about their methods.
Then on Monday I sat down to watch the last 10 minutes of the Moose-men playing Chelsea…. I had just made myself comfortable when Hazard scored an equalizer for the 10-men blues. Crap. Luckily Chelski fetched the ball and restarted quickly so that Watford could slap in another 3 goals. 4-1.
It was a good week.
It was also a great week for BE who scored a monster total this week with FOUR exact results putting her top of the table. It would have been better if she had predicted her beloved Arsenal putting FIVE past a sub-par Everton team.
Not such a great week for LJ. I’m beginning to wonder if he even watches the English Premier League or knows what the point of guessing scores is! I think 3 points is tied for lowest total of the year.
This weeks picks were in time from EVERYONE meaning that there is no opportunity for last-minute shenanigans.
Thanks for the comments again. It does make things easier.
BE: “Gotta go with Watford…been a good week for scores so far this week, JE!!” Well a great week for BE too. JE only scored 4! I have to add a differenting C to my initials.. but yes, happy now, miserable during the game.
JE: “Totteringham will remain north London’s top club but secretly hoping for a ****” Your secret is safe with me!
ME: “Going for a record … all games wrong and no correct goal difference.”
Standard week then.
AM: “Need a good week – no dodgy stuff. Watford, behave! :-/” As a fan of the team I can tell you that’s unlikely to happen!
LS: Asked “Bonus points for early entry? Asking for a friend”
If that were the case then your friend AB would always win. He’s so confident he picks before the injury report from the prior week is released!
KMFE: Do you think Riyad Mahrez may come play for us after halftime? And Newcastle/Man U sounds incredibly turgid — inevitably, it will be the one game I get to watch without having to spend EVEN MORE MONEY on an asinine NBC application so that I don’t have to watch Newcastle/Man U…
Next year I will pay the money. It’s not that much and I’m tired of having to always watch the Watford scores scroll across the top during the Citeh game! As for Mahrez – he made it clear he wasn’t AWOL. He said Leicester knew exactly where he was when he wasn’t in Leicester! This is William Gallas level of mercenary.
This week’s Predictions
Chelsea V West Bromwich Albion
The big game this week is the North London Derby
This week I’m sure a lot of time was spent focusing on the fundamentals.
This is building on the legacy instilled at the club by the professionalism and legacy of their former German star who used to get great air.
Obviously the practice is working! This article shows what Kane used to look like diving:
Tough game to predict with both teams on the outside looking in when it comes to Champions League football. Of course Spurs could qualify by winning this year’s tournament but 3 points here will be a good step with Chelsea faltering with two consecutive poor losses.
A draw will be a fair result.
Chelsea V West Bromwich Albion WBA sitting at the bottom of the table seemed quite unlikely at the beginning of the year but here we are. I don’t see Chelski faltering again at home and they should have learnt last week to seal it at the back first. I expect a shut-out victory.
Everton V Crystal Palace Tough game to call with one of the premier leagues first-class divers unlikely to play. Big Sam will risk getting the early sack with another performance like last week so I expect a victory for the home team.
If Benteke could score it would be different.
Huddersfield Town V Bournemouth Bournemouth are on a great run over the last 7 games moving from bottom to ninth. Huddersfield have been going the other direction and have scored one goal or so in recent memory. A win for the Cherries.
Manchester City V Leicester City Probably a bit harsh showing Benteke’s miss when Sterling had miss of the season (if you erase Troy Deeney’s from your memory). No Mahrez hasn’t been too much of a problem but this time they’re playing Citeh. I don’t think Pep wants a single digit points lead so I expect a dominating performance. Leicester often seem overly reliant on Vardy getting penalties. If Kompany plays I wouldn’t be surprised to see him win one but I think he’ll be shut out.
Newcastle United V Manchester United Lukaku has been found thanks to local efforts.
Predicting an easy win for the away team just to keep JE and AM happy!
Southampton V Liverpool The Saints can be a bit of a bogey team for Liverpool. I guess it’s because they are essentially playing their former selves. Should be a good game but I’ll pick the Scousers to squeak a win.
I won’t bother predicting who will start for Liverpool as Klopp might shift everything for the CL midweek game.
Stoke City V Brighton & Hove Albion This one sounds to me like the description KMFE used earlier: turgid.
Who will score? Who will win? Who will care outside of a few Potters?
Swansea City V Burnley The Swans seem to be resurgent which is a euphemism for they won one or two and six points is the differential between the bottom and top half of the table. Burnley have been on a poor run (a draw last week notwithstanding) and I expect those fortunes to reverse.
West Ham United V Watford Deulofeu was a player I used to actually like when he was at Everton so I was pleasantly surprised when Watford picked him up. He adds some width opposite Richarlison and is creative and quick-footed in small space.
I presume he’s not as good as Messi and based on last week’s performance might be looking to move across town to Spurs.
Despite Arnautovic maybe returning I’m going to give an away edge to the team with the newer manager.
Next week I’ll pick on a different team. It was fun to bash Spurs…. I’ll expect a call from ME!
Not including the picks this week as we’re still waiting for a few entries.
This week’s big game is Liverpool and Spurs. I’m not sure why this is a such a big deal – two teams vying for a top four finish with no aspirations of winning the league. In fact, it’s been many years since either team won the league.
How long you ask?
But then as a Watford fan I should act all smart about it unless I point out the graphic for the Moosemen.
This Weeks Comments and Asides
This weekend my team, the Eagles (and I don’t mean Crystal Palace) , will face off against the Patriots in American non-round football. I’ve been looking for information to help decide who will win and decided that the Panda wins:
This is because Panda’s are clearly smarter than Porcupines but maybe not as cute (needs volume):
AB: Presented me with a link to Goalkeepers non-saving contributions https://www.footbie.com/video/top-10-goalkeeper-goals
This was timely as I had just read the story of Jimmy Glass and how his heroics impacted his life (and not really for the better, sadly)
BE: “Trying to keep the faith with Arsenal”
Every year Arsenal fans complain and every year they used to finish in the Top 4……
ME: “Deep analysis has caused me weeks of poor predictions… this week I have guessed without thought!”
This was followed by an summary and rationale for the picking of multiple games. It included picking Citeh to win and Watford to lose… don’t know about others but I wouldn’t classify those picks under “analysis”.
KMFE: “Why do we have to be the early game? I need my beauty rest ;-)…”
You could always skip the Citeh game and watch the Hornets on Monday. Both games will be one sided and an easy win for one of the teams involved!
Silly Season is Over
Finally we are done with the January transfer window (except Leicester who have to deal with an upset Mahrez). In many ways it’s sad how football teams operate these days.
I’m not picking on the Trafford team but Sanchez is a key player in the news:
“It also claims Sanchez makes almost as much during one half of football than the annual salary of some cleaning, catering and security staff who work at Old Trafford (£14,625), that it would take someone on the minimum wage 41 years to earn the £600,000 the Chilean takes home each week, and that his agent’s reported £15 million fee would be enough to fund Living Wage pay rises of almost £2,500 for 6,100 low-paid workers.”
Sanchez to United for Mkhitaryan to Arsenal; Giroud to Chelsea for Luiz to Arsenal(?); Every decent Southampton player to Liverpool; foreign players hand-picked by ownership to Watford; everyone who’s good to Madrid. Who can keep track of all the deckchairs being re-shuffled?
Here are the picks:
AM: “Thank god Christmas and NY is over and done with. All over the place! GGMU. :-)” What about the January re-shuffle? I can’t keep track of who is where and who was where. All I know is that Mourinho signed an extended contract and Alexis Sanchez can now be miserable on 300.000 GBP up North (and Pogba will cry if he doesn’t get a raise). I can only imagine that the manager formerly known as the “great one” and now regarded as the “grating one” will now complain that he has too many options and too many players to keep happy ….
ME: “Injuries created by poor sides could upset Man Pretty but Baggies are full of flu and this should help Pep’s team to another comfortable win..” That’s an over-complication of Man City playing West Brom.
ME: “Watford heading in the wrong direction and FA Cup will deflate them further! Lucky for Stoke.”
Watford are close to relegation now. We just got Deulefeu from Barca and I liked him at Everton so I’m hoping a little width on one side will free up Richarlison on the other … but I feel Richarlison is looking outside the club already. I just hope he’s not going to turn into a Sanchez in the locker room.
JE:”That hammers v eagles looks like a shit game. Bring on the real eagles game eh Johnny boy!! ”
Looked into tickets for the Superbowl but decided that $5000 a piece was probably a little steep. Think I might put it towards a Euro 2020 trip or maybe towards some tennis grand-slam events.
No further analysis this week because it’s a school night and I’ve already spent over and hour doing all this stuff! It’s much easier to comment on people though than to have to make up stuff.
Maybe for the next round you can point out that I still haven’t announced the mid-season winner!
The dark cloud of Silva’s recent reign has also been lifted as he was booted from the team. Most of the pundits don’t follow Watford (why would they) and would think that Watford have itchy trigger fingers but it was clear to the fans that he had to go.
The Pozzo family made the following comment regarding the release of Marco Silva.
“It was a kind of so-so love and I’m gonna make sure it never happens again..”
Additionally, Mr Pozzo, release more information regarding the managerial budget:
“As for me, well, I’ll find someone who’s not goin’ cheap in the sales”
For his part, Marco Silva did not have much to say as he was determined to quickly drive over towards Stanley Park to see if there were any openings in the Northwest of England as this was a location he dearly wanted to move to only a few months ago. When asked what he said to the Pozzo family he said it was mostly coming to a mutual understanding. He apparently said:
“I don’t belong to you, you see, And take a look in my face, for the last time, I never knew you, you never knew me”
Looks like everyone was on time despite my late reminder – except LS.
I made some quick guesses picks this week because I didn’t have time to do my normal lengthy analysis.
Arsenal V Crystal Palace
Arsene is finally allowed on the touchline after his three match ban for telling the referee that his terrible decision was terrible. Woy’s Boys are moving up the table and are one win away from being in the top half. It’s awmost wike Woy wants Palace to pway like Asenal. He was recently spotted doing an impression of his French opposition.
Jack Wilshire playing forward will lead the scoring with Iwobi following up. Xhaka will play like a statue and watch Zaha trap the ball, look up, think about it, take a step and side-foot in from 18 yards before pointing at another defender to blame them for being out of position. Welbeck gets a late winner.
Brighton & Hove Albion V Chelsea
Chelsea aren’t really firing on all cylinders with Morata really struggling:
It reminds of the time they had that other European superstar:
Alonso will step and score from a free-kick late on. Time to make him a forward.
Burnley V Manchester United
At Old Toilet Burnley gave Man You a run for their money but they relied on a fantastic free kick and that won’t happen again. Pogba is back, Martial is playing forward, Lingard is in and they aren’t relying on Rashford. Sounds like shutout.
Lingard and Lukaku net one each though Romelu will take 10 attempts to get his on target.
Everton V West Bromwich Albion
West Brom are bottom of the table and away. Normally this wood be an easy to predict loss but nothing is a given any more and I expect this to be a tight affair.
Johnny Evans will put the Baggies in front before Rooney equalizes.
Leicester City V Watford
Watford are a good team with an outstanding manager. Or so they said. Watford are an ok team with an ok manager but are currently doing less than ok. I expect Andre Gray to net another one of his consolation goals after Riyad “He’s Still In Leicester?” Mahrez puts the home team up two.
Manchester City V Newcastle United
Citeh lost and so now Newcastle will try the press. One long ball one Aguero later… they fall behind.
Southampton V Tottenham Hotspur
The saints will lose to a resurgent Spurs. Kane, Alli, and Erikson will all score leaving millions of fantasy players that captained Kane frustrated.
Stoke City V Huddersfield Town
Swansea City V Liverpool
There will always be goals against Liverpool but I think by now we should get the point that Salah and Firmino will always have chances to score…. and even the Ox can get involved. Ayew is the only player Swansea has so he will put one past Loris Karius. I’m sure they wish Loris was LLoris over in Mersey land. West Ham United V Bournemouth Don’t see West Ham losing at the cavern that is their home.
JE: “Has Sanchez signed for united for the weekly wage of the earth yet? Not checked the news!” No he hasn’t but it’s money that Man U has earned through the money they generate from their fans in London.
AM: “I have predicted a WATFORD defeat and if that proves correct I’ll leave it there, BUT, if they even get a point I will be lodging an official complaint! :-/” So will everyone else?
ME: “Man Pretty is my banker this week as losing last time out was a good kick up the backside. They will want to show it was just a blip. Can’t say I’d like to be in Newcastle kit this week.”
There are eleven players in Manchester who will be at the Middle Eastlands stadium thinking the same thing!
BE: “I have lost faith in Arsenal as a top team, but I think that they can still beat Crystal Palace, if not, I will be shattered. Looks like there should be 3 or 4 definite away wins, but there have been a few upsets recently.” In other words – the top four should win… and Arsenal aren’t in the Top 4. Not too much argument in general except ME went for a draw at Turf Moor. That will be upsetting to a few people if that comes true!
AB: That’s staying power http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42645881 Trivia question for answering in comments. Who was the oldest player to play for England? Who was the youngest? And what was the age gap as the tie-breaker. NO cheating!
This week saw a winner a winner state “Everyone let me down this week!”
That quote was with one game to play and a 2 point deficit to three other prognosticators (obviously not LS because he’s only as good as last week’s result). There would have been some validity to the statement if Man You managed to get a draw again Stoke or Stoke managed to eek out a win (not a hope) and even if the Old Toilet saw a win that was not 3-0. But it was 3-0 and thus he won with a rubbish nine points.
The statement felt a little like watching this penalty:
LS managed to get TWO points. That number saves AB from being alone with the lowest total of the year so far.
It was an interesting week though for Liverpool who looked great for 60 minutes before nearly turning a 4-1 lead into a 4-4 tie. The 4-3 was not only felt by Citeh;however, as on Friday afternoon that was my result pick when discussing the match with the big Liverpool fan LJ. I changed my mind late and that lost me FOUR points. Not only that but I will continue to hear how this site continues to disparage the might reds.
Anyway congratulations to ME on a week when you were let down just a little less than everyone else.
I couldn’t find the post because I haven’t exactly spent much time making this site searchable but a long while back I posted about a Liverpool friendly video that went about as viral as a local Liverpudlian Vox Pop* might go.
Sadly, this week he passed away and as much as the Man You fans might not like to visit it, the best place to read about him is probably ThisIsAnfield . Even Citeh fans should go there because he was the prototype for what Pep looks for in his sweeper-keeper as explained by the excellent video on the club site LiverpoolFC.
Final off-topic note:
I will be posting results and half-season analysis in the next couple of days.
*Things you may have learned today: vox populi, meaning “voice of the people”.
Round 21 is not yet complete with the Spurs vs West Ham game having been re-scheduled so the following round is “pending finalization”. There are still between 0-4 points available which is more than enough given that we were all rather useless at predicting the following:
The Referee giving a penalty for a defender defending n the penalty area
Watford missing a sitter and giving up two goals in the last 5 minutes
Chelsea scoring FIVE goals
A large number of 0-0 scores
Man City goalless at Crystal Palace
Here were the weeks guesses – I’ve hidden the final result still so come so that no-one can cheat*
Usually, I advise myself to go with the gut and stick to it. The extra two days this week gave me an opportunity to re-evaluate my picks… and I changed two of my picks at the last minute – one to a draw, one to a 0-0 draw. This yielded six of my eight points (and puts me in the lead). I can thank writing up scores for this because my brain kept remembering me writing “If any game has 0-0 written all over it it’s this one” for a game I picked 1-0 and ended 0-0.
I decided to go with my gut this time and not my brain. I also think I changed Man United from a draw to a win so there’s that.
So my advice to all of you: Stick with your gut unless your gut is wrong!
Because you don’t know how to cheat, I’ll explain. IF AM knew what ME had picked for Spuds vs West Ham he could improve the odds of him winning the week by choosing the same score and assuming that ME did not change his pick. This would effectively guarantee keeping him ahead of ME.
That’s if he was a lousy cheat,of course. A good one would pick a different result knowing that ME only has 4 points and is blinded by his love for potato chickens!
Don’t forget to pick the next games if you haven’t. Repick if you want. I’ve got a single form for the fixture above.